Doctor Visit

I wake up this morning, like any other morning, drink some water go to the bathroom and wait for my Mom to give me some food.  Instead of food, she gives me my medicine.  I'm waiting patiently but nothing.  Murdock didn't even get any food.  So, I begin to think something is going on.  I look at her and wag my tail like a maniac and all she says is "I can't give you any food yet."  What the hell does that mean?  I am dying here!  I need my food...I'm beginning to feel weak.  A few hours pass and my brother is outside and my Mom grabs her purse and says "Let's go".  I think WOOHOO I get to go for a car ride.  Perhaps to the pet store.  I love going there!!!  We're driving, driving, driving and we get to wherever we are going.  I know the minute I am by the door ... I'm at the VET'S office!!  I was BAMBOOZLED!!  I hate going to the vet's office because I always have to get on the scale and the little office guy has ther NERVE to announce my weight.  Doesn't he know that ladies do not divuldge their weight to anyone?  He was very lucky that there wasn't a soul in the waiting room or I would have taken a chunk out of his ~ YOU KNOW ~ !!  HAHA  J/K!!  We go to the "exam room" and wait and this lady comes in talks to my Mom and they take me away.  I was there to get some blood drawn so they could test my thyroid (I'm used to this), I got a mani-pedi as well.  I have this "lump" on my chest and my Mom freaks out about it.  It's only because my older brother JD (I didn't know him) and my sister Sheensta both had these "lumps".  Theirs ended up being cancerous.  I understand how why my Mom gets that way because she doesn't want anything bad to happen to me.  The vet checked it out and said that it's soft and it moves so it is most likely a fatty tumor (again with the weight thing), but they measured it so they could keep an eye out.  I could feel my Mom breath a sign of relief.  My Mom had to talk to the vet about Murdock too.  This is gross ~ but he's been having some, how can I put this nicely, "intestinal" issues the last couple of days.  To the point that I WILL NOT stand behind him until I know he is feeling better.  You never know what could happen!  Anyway, the vet told Mom what to do (I stopped listening because remember, I haven't eaten yet and I wanted to get home so I could get some grub) and off we went.  We got home, I got some of my food, Murdock got some rice and Dad gave me some too!!  And then it was naptime!!  I hope Murdock feels better soon.  I don't like what is going on and have NEVER, and I mean NEVER seen anything like THAT!!  Time for me to nap some more!  Peace out my peeps!!