Dancing

If some of you are not aware, there is not much a dog can do during the day.  My day pretty much consists of waking up, eating, pooping, napping, eating, pooping and going to sleep.  That would sum it up.  So, I do have to come up with things to occupy the remaining 23 hours in a day.  Murdock is in his crate during the day so it's hard for us to play games.  So, I have been thinking about letting him out of his crate during the day to help ME occupy the time.  I don't think it is such a great idea right now because try as I might, I cannot get to his shock collar to put it on him while Mom and Dad are at work. And there is NO WAY that I am going to let this dog run wild without some type of control.  So, for the time being I have to think of things to do to entertain myself.  I mean, let's face it, a dog can only sleep so much.  Mom and Dad leave the radio on so atleast there is music I can listen to.  I've been practicing my dancing so that I can be on the Ellen Degeneres show.  I've never seen a dancing dog on her show, but I know she loves to dance.  Maybe I could get a shirt that says "I heart Dance" and send Ellen a photo wearing the shirt.  I wonder if she would like that?  I'm pretty sure she would because she also loves animals.  Hmmm.... Oh my gosh ~ I just had a thought ~ if I could get a hold of that shock collar I could make Murdock dance!!!  HAHAHA  Now THAT my friends would certainly get me on some show, don't ya think?  I think all the water I just drank is going to my head.  I better get going for now.  Cheers my bitches!!  (I am referring to the female dog of course!)